The Artist Formerly known as Billy Corgan

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William Patrick Corgan

No.28
SUSAN: I'll see you at school, Billy.
BILLY: Hey, mum, you can call me "Bill" from now.
SUSAN: Can I? Why?
BILL: I'm officially an adult tomorrow, and I just think "Bill" sounds...more adult.
There is a bit of a silence and Libby giggles a bit.
SUSAN: Yeah, you're right, it does. OK, just be a little bit patient with us until we all get used to the idea.
BILL: No worries.
SUSAN: Alright, I'll see you later...Bill.
She leaves for school.
LIBBY: Why don't you just go the whole hog and call yourself William?!
BILL: Shut up.
LIBBY: Sorry, Bill.
BILL: Mal sounds like he's having a ball, doesn't he?
LIBBY: You mean, Malcolm? And in future I think it'd be only correct if you addressed me as Elizabeth.
BILL: You're going to cop one in a second.
LIBBY: Oh, that's very mature, Bill(!)

http://www.neighboursepisodes.com/index.php?year=1998&episode=3074 (No. 28)