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It starts asking how rock 'n' roll they are, and gets progressively worse from there. Ed's introduced as "the tallest member of the Radioheads" (at 6,4"!!!!!), and - of course - they have no drummer. Don't even get me started on the cork-sniffing, "fat American geek who plays guitar in his church band whilst wearing cargo shorts, socks and sandals" attention to t04n, stating what box Thom's Holy Grail is, and what version of £9999 (no real exaggeration - ebay that shit) clean boost Ed uses.

Enjoy.