Can someone do a cover of this with amended lyrics please and post it here?

Wouldn't even need to change that much, here's a starter to get the juices flowing.

"And what costume shall the poor girl wear
To all tomorrow's parties
A hand-me-down dress from who knows where
To all tomorrow's parties
And where will she go, and what shall she do
When cancellation comes around
She'll turn once more to Barry's clown and cry behind the door"