Take it Easy - Eagles
Something so fucking relaxing about it despite it basically being a song about a smelly hippy dickhead trying it on with women he hardly knows. Still so useful if I'm feeling nervous about going to work or something, stick this on, instant wind down/I'm turning into my dad

Jailbreak - Thin Lizzy
Same problems but gets me JACKED rather than calm/I'm turning into my dad

I don't mean full on ridiculous bullshit like Anal Cunt or GG Allin or whatever, just something slightly off you give a free pass to. You know?