...Really... I'm not even making this shit up...
Lavigne's words went something like "He expected me to bang him". Durst hired a private jet to go to one of Avril's shows, but said afterwards: "I don't really know her, but I guess she's cooler than I thought since she can just get on and make up some shit and talk shit. So maybe she's as cool as everyone else out there. It's kind of weird. I'm sure I'll bump into her somewhere sometime. Some skate-punk party". So they're at it then...?
Fred also isn't 'banging' Big Brother drop out Kitten, Spice Girl reunion spanner-in-the-works-thrower Mel C or your mum.