"Where I'm Now Stood" - Sam Burkey

Sam is a professional, he's sung in operas during his formative years and now he's performing with jazz bands. And he wears a suit in all his promo photos. Let me summarise: opera, jazz, suits. Three words that should strike terror into any music fan (lets face it, people who perform in suits are usually twats). Sam also has some friends who appear to play "proper" instruments, like saxophones and designated percussion . Destined for variety shows on Saturday night when all the music fans have better things to do than stay in. Your mum will snog your dad to this.