Or is he some humourous NME-hating, Twang-hating, anything moronic-hating figment of the imagination of Mssrs Adams, Diver and Gourley (sounds like a bad firm of solicitors I know) similar in vein to the lovely Samantha from 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue', put in to annoy the more pretentious DiS members?

I think we deserve to know...