I am a little drunk but bear with me here. They are so...beautiful. I know people think they are evil bastards, but I love Porridge's voice, I love the sweeping chord changes, that TG change. I have spent much of the night listening to 2nd Annual Report and 20 Jazz Funk Greats, and the only conclusion I can come to was that this music was pumped into my bedroom at night whilst I slept when I was very, very young without my parents consent. There is no other explanation as to why this music is so evocative of the early 1980s. I'd just like to know who was doing it. I bet it was that "Uncle" fella that used to hang around.

Er, I meant to just ask if anyone had heard the new album. I've read good things about it. It's on order.