Dogshit. I mean, really, really, really fucking dull. Why pick the most anaemic, useless non-tune you have as your single, knowing full well that you're going to have to embarass yourselves on national TV by playing it uselessly?

Perhaps this was why they chose to dress as clowns.

Honestly, most days I just think they suck. I'm bored shitless of useless, sexless, self-conscious indie bands. Let's have something to fuck to. Please?