Went to the TDK Cross Central last night. Got frisked on the way in, yelled at by a Russian guard who found my flask, poured it out, as others were doing, but he refused to let me in. Argued with the head of security and got in by the skin of my teeth. Why do I say all this?

It was turning out to be a shit night, with drinks costing £4.50 for a single, no place to sit, lots of bad DJ's... It all seemed for naught until finally, at 2:45AM, The Archie Bronson Outfit took the stage. The room only had about 30 people in it, but no matter... the boys brought the noise. It was amazing and saved the day. Any one else catch it? Any one else seen them?