Toby?

(pros - frontman factor, handclaps, shawshank redemption tattoo)
(cons - lacks the technicals chops since he is sans instrument)

Oli?

(pros - guitar hero, clearly the fittest)
(cons - looks the most like a boyband member)

Paul?

(pros - minimalistic drum kit, inked up to the tits, rough around the edges)
(cons - being at the back behind a drum kit means a lowered star factor)

Lewis?

(pros - top-notch rock moves and flails)
(cons - questionable choice in hair colour)

Benny?

(pros - mysterious; the dark horse)
(cons - seems quiet, easily slips into the background)

Come on now, everyone's got one. Who's yours?