I don't think these are obscure but they may be to other people...

1."We've both given up smoking 'cos it's fatal so whose matches are those?"

2."Johnny don't like the teacher, Johnny don't the school. One day Johnny gonna do something to show them he's nobody's fool"

3."Give me absolute control over every living soul and lie beside me baby - that's an order"

4."I know you'll be the death of me but what a cool death that will be."

5."those kids are looking at me, they're laughing and they're running over here..."

6."You give me one good reason for leaving; I'll give you ten good reasons to stay."

7."Get your kicks watching Bruce on the old Generation Game"

8."he's got this dream about buying some land; he'll give up the booze and the one night stands"

9."Say cheerio to books now, the only things I'll read are faces"

10."and though I respect that a lot I'd be fired if that were my job after killing Jason and countless screaming argonauts"