cos' I was bored...

1)and if they’re Northern that makes it even worse
2)this is the end of every rainbow and now your face shatters every waking second
3)if I saw another man touch you, I’d break his fucking wrist
4)swollen bellies make big bucks and no-one really gives a fuck
5)I’m a friend of your chromosomes
6)quick un-stitch my eyes, before they stick together
7)drinking wine and watching Maid in Manhattan
8)How many boys are crazy? How many boys are raw?
9)think of how a castrated horse feels
10)something in you dies when it’s over, everybody cries sometimes
11)Cause I've been sleeping with your wife for the past sixteen weeks
12)Your frowns and superman eye lasers don’t even register
13)If I split like light refracted, I'm only off to wander across a moonlit mile
14)you can tell by the red in my eyes, and the bruises on my thighs
15)Everywhere I go, I get slandered, libelled, hear words I never heard in the Bible

it's easy.