Are you stuck in the middle of nowhere with parents who have lots of Christmas compilation cds and the best of Abba and the Beatles? Will there be fights over the cd player? Will your parents listen to YOUR music? Will you sit in the corner and screw your face up when they put yet another dire Christmas tune on?

I'm rejoicing because I'm staying at home, and won't have to listen to the best of Don McLean for hour upon hour during long car journeys. Although, it is good - in small doses.