1. "I'm more important in the USA/Than a spy for the FBI"

2. "Goddam the Commies wherever they are/We need someone to blame for closing this bar"

3. "I wish I had my own walkie-talkie/That reached to God every night"

4. "The World Cup/It's a violent prize"

5. "Rifle games for seven year olds/What a drag/Yeah now that's a drag"

6. "Here come the bunnies drinking sugar water/Do a little dance with the farmer's daughter"

7. "When I grow I shall fight/For this land I shall die"

8. "I want to move to Mexico where everyone's a hero"

9. "If you feel like a patient why not dress like one?"

10. "Robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, lays down a bill/Bartender says, "Hey we don't serve robots"/And the robot says: "Oh but some day you will"