I've been away for the last couple months. Methinks only about 3 of ya's noticed, but fuck it, my love for you is unconditional. Jesus and I can do that.

Tell me about it all. I guess the Flaming Lips put out a new record, eh? What else? You Brits are crazy for Christmas tunes, so who got Number 1? MBV announced a tour, what? I need to know! Who's doing what to whom? Who's hot and who's not? Lay it on me!