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Worst lyrics EVER? (Violent Delight-centric)

Alex-in-Ciderland [Edit] [Delete] 09:37, 3 January '08

I could vaguely recall this song from 2003 or whenever it was, but, had completely forgotten just how bad the lyrics were.

I can't quite work out whether this is actually some kind of next level Chris Morris stuff or not............

Artist: violent delight
Album: tramission
Title: i wish i was a girl

I wish I was a girl so I'd see more tits
I wish I could jack by dipping in a pit
I only have a dick that's quite hairy
My ass is too, that's kinda scary

I wish I was a girl

I don't care about the blood, I don't care about the pain
Cos being a girl's the only thing that's on my brain
Cost being a guy is really boring
And cross dressing just isn't my thing

Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so damn much
To fell my clit as it gets.........

But if I was a girl I couldn't drive no more
Cos I couldn't tell the difference between the clutch and the door
I'd get mood swings and I'd have to shave my pits
But I wouldn't really care cos I would have massive tits
I wouldn't have to put up with erections all the time
I'd get a better job when performing 69
Cos being a girl would be so cool
Cos when you cum you don't leave a pool

Mother

Why wasn't I a girl
[repeat 12 times]

Why

[Chorus and out]


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