Went the Orange Festival in Newcastle today. I was in a queue waiting to buy some donuts (they were very nice). Any behind me i heard the most foul conversation between some bloke and a girl, it went a little like this.

Bloke, "ooh, i can't wait for the isle of white"
Girl, "Why's that?"
B, Razorlight yaaaaay!
G, oh my god i fucking love Razorlight
B, Are you jealous?
G, Totally Johnny B. is like so fucking gorgeous
B, He is a fucking genius songwriter, up there with the best of them.
G, Yeah i know, i so wanna come but i'm skint
B, I'll ring you when they are on and hold my phone up so you can hear it
G, Will you, promise? I am being serious will you?
B, Course i will
G, I've never seen them live, they are my fav band
B, Whats your fav track from the album
G, Dunno, ain't got it, will you copy iy for me?

Gaaaah! I nearly screamed at them to shut the fuck up. When i turned around, i expected to find a couple of teenagers. Instead they were both late 20's, early 30's!?!?!?

Gaaaaah, is all hope lost?