Let us imagine a psychotically upset young Oriental lad exiled from his homeland for having the temerity to fancy boys (though he insists he's never interfered with anyone sexually). Relocating to Albion, he assembles a crack team of musicians and orders them to play instruments for which they have nil aptitude.

To the ensuing mess are alloyed vocals taking in such diverse topics as the time all his friends came over to kill him, his intense loathing of indolent Japanese teenagers, musing on how easy things would be if there were just one overlord responsible for the stewardship of mankind through a benevolent system of property reapportionment and paeans to cultural and ethnic homogenity. And their CD has the best intro I've ever heard from any band. ANY band.

Unfortunately, I can't find any existance of this band on the internet. I just wanted you to know they exist.

Laterz.