the most self-indulgent music related film ever made ?

jimmy page de-aging from ancient skeletal old man to foetus which is struck by lightning then re-ages into the old man and then proceeds to wave a lightsaber about his head in the middle of a guitar solo.

robert plant riding through the medieval countryside on a white stallion rescuing fair maidens and putting evil knights to the sword.

some bollocks to do with children and timetravel?

gangsters?

20 minute midsong jams with violin bows