Why oh why oh why doesn't this exist? Think of the potential:

Sound of the Underground (Alter ego's 8 minute wigout)
The Show (Soulwax's Shaved edit)
No good advice (Vitalic goes nuts mix)
Something kinda oooh (Klaxons rave-up)
Sexy no! no! no! (Tim Goldsworthy dub)
Call the shots (The teenagers edit)
Control of the knife (The Knife cut)
Biology (Juan Maclean's One and only take)
I can't speak french (Justice's breakdown)