officially the worst thing about 2008? or any other year ever?

even if you tried to parody this it couldn't possibly be as bad as it already is. the lyrics are there just to fluff up a vague notion of a song. rhyming with zero wit, lowest common denominator.

i'm sorry to subject you to this but...

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