1. "Marjorie and Kim, Andy and Clint, Debbie, Bertie, people came and went..."
2. "Skinima Nosebreak, Fatima Toothpaste, Penelope Cheapskate, Claudia Farmgate..."
3. "He's charmed everyone here except Tamara Easter..."
4. "Harry is the one I think you'll marry..."
5. "Johnny don't lke the teacher, Johnny don't like the school..."
6. "They let Lisa go blind..."
7. "That's when Lucy got it in the chest, I think..."
8. "Jack the Rabbit and Weak Knees Willie, you know they're gonna be there..."
9. "They did the same to Matthew and he bled 'til sunday night..."
10. "Oh, my name it is Dai Young..."

It's got a theme and everything. A crap one, but a theme nonetheless...