I don't really envy the people who promote these but I suppose they provide some LOLZ on occasion (as well as CASH). Just got this from a friend:

"The venue hated us though cos obviously they made no money at the bar and had the place trashed. this girl who runs the place was telling us how she found a girl with a bottle of vodka in the toilet, so she confiscated it and the girl started to shout at her so she took her phone, found her home number and called her mum so she could come and get her"

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