As a pop fan, I despair. This is the girls third or fourth stab at stardom, and ultimately her last, but after 9 months of waiting is this really the best her team could come up with? A piss weak hybrid of Mambo Number 5 and a Scissor Sisters B-side? And a video trading, surprise surprise, on her dancing ability.

Lazy. Very lazy. And destined to do very well and haunt my work radio for the next 3 months...