Thought I'd start the day with positivity...

For me it's

3.Nickleback - Rockstar

Technically a 2007 song I know but it was still all over radio stations and the charts in 2008 so I'm counting it. Someone I work with said "I love this song. It's just so true". I still can't work out what the fuck she was on about.

2.Beyonce Knowles - If I Were a Boy

Just insipid and truly, truly horrible.

1. Ida Maria - I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked

It's just an utterly atrocious song made even worse by the fact you suspect a committee of people have come together and thought "let's have a reference to nudity and mild sexual content so alternative radio stations think it's dead edgy and play it all the fucking time. I listen to XFM for approximately 3 minutes a day ('cos I've an analogue clock-radio and there aren't really any other FM stations I want to listen to at 7:30 in the morning). I swear 3 days out of 5 that's the fucking song playing.