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Guardian picks worst opening lines of songs
...and Johnny Borrell gets it in the neck again:
http://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2013/jul/31/pop-songs-worst-first-lines
Your own suggestions please. I've always found Losing My Religion's opening line guffaw-inducingly pompous & meaningless - "Oooohhhh life is bigger, bigger than you, and you are not me."