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I'm going to invent a musical genre RIGHT NOW and

Richard_Harrow [Edit] [Delete] 13:58, 4 March '14

I bet people are going to read this somewhere and set up a band that plays that kind of music:

SCHMUZZCUMBER-CORE. Definition: 1. A combination of psy-trance, 80s blue eyed soul, thrash metal and literary quotations from Pontin's holiday brochures. Forecast to be very popular in Norfolk and Lincolnshire this summer.