- Best ever song about masturbating over dead music hall stars: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BmkBroiw1s&feature=kp

- Best ever song about how to be safe after dark: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE

- Best ever song about being a rubbish rent boy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qcMjKxt-dE

(Second best ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3omQikQYmgY)

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