I know many of you would rather die than read a Rolling Stone cover story about Mumford & Sons, but for those who want to confirm their suspicions/rationalise their hatred:

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/features/mumford-sons-new-road-20150702

Gasp as they favourably compare themselves to holocaust survivors! Simper as they stare slack-jawed at "barely dressed women"! Cringe fatally as they exclaim, "Time for babe watch."

Or something.