Basically a thread for naming bands who haven't a hope of filling the venues they are booked to play.

Inspired by noticing that Placebo are playing the Hydro in Glasgow. That's a 13,000 capacity venue. I'm guessing there be plenty of elbow room at that one.

Also, Wolfmother playing the Academy in Glasgow (2,500 capacity). Can't see the balcony being open for that one.