Pleeeeeeeease?

I play scratchy, noisy guitar. I want to be in a band again. I live in Cambridgeshire. I have a big car. I have a heavy amp. I like to try and sound like:

Fugazi, Sonic Youth, nomeansno, minutemen, dinosaur jr, soundgarden, pavement, bluetip, blood brothers, dead kennedys... (I fail, but you get the idea, right? RIGHT?)

I will shout as well if required.