PRICK UP YOUR EARS.

North-East London's PREMIER HORN'N'SCORN ensemble, the inscrutible TABLOID VIVANT are losing their old bass-botherer to NYC, just when the light at the end of London's seemingly interminable tunnel of crap venues is in sight. We are in desperate need of a young(ish), steady, strong and totally comitted string plucker to make groovies with us all over town.

We will be gigging throughout the Summer. Slap-happy funk machines need not apply. We are clean cut and straight up.

Please send all stats to: tabloidvivant@gmail.com

WE WILL MAKE YOU FAMOUS AND POWERFUL.