(1) recent banning / unbanning has nothing to do with me

(2) some kind of magical hunch tells me the following usernames may not all be distinct people:

+----------------------+
| username |
+----------------------+
| wrightylew |
| petencarl4eva |
| salad_fingers |
| bloc_head |
| nme_is_the_enemy |
| lovecat |
| John_Brainwash |
| heyfuckyouman |
| paul-c |
| you-are-a-penis |
| most-wanted-troll |
| ThisPersonisATool |
| L0VECAT |
| wankmeoff |
| toocoolforthebeatles |
| kleeb-returns |
| monkeymonkeymonkey |
| dontaskwhoiamplease |
+----------------------+

back to work kids