who buys this shit? Are that many people actually retarded? Do you ever buy such things?

Some of the women's ones are quite amusing but not when they are bought weekly in bulk as that person's only reading matter. That's Life has a section called "aren't men daft?!?!" which is all about how "daft as a brush" my "boyfriend Robbie" is because he fell in a lake LOL.

FHM, Front etc. are genuinely worse than Sting.