This top's even the crotch yanking, beer giving and topless drumming.

So last night I was on my way back from Ryan Adams at Koko (fantastic btw) and I found myself waiting at a bus stop. A little way down the road I could see a homeless man sat in a doorway. Well I had no money half a sandwich and some fruit my step-dad had bought me after the gig. So I pottered off down the road.

Me- "Hello, would you like my sandwich at all? I dont have any change or anything, but I do have fruit too!"
Man in doorway- "Erm, that's really nice of you sweetheart, but I'm not homeless or anything, im just siting here waiting for my mate's
Me- *stutters* and DIES!

:(

the most embarassing experience EVER of your life so far?