An old guy at work was just sitting on my desk talking to me and I couldn't help but notice he had really hairy ears. Not just hair sprouting from inside the ear, but actual hair all over his ears.

We were talking about him getting a jack russell bitch and whether he was going to get her spayed. We're not getting Molly spayed which led to the obv next question from Mr Inappropriate "So who do you think will get pregnant first, you or the dog?". Lovely.