I have just had a brief visitation to Cardiff High Street in order to pay money into my graduate overdraft-by demand of the bank for some illogical reason. On my travels from one end of the High Street to the other i encountered hell:

Street Teamer #1: Friends of the Earth moron who comes walking up to me all happy and pretending he has know me since before i was born. "im a friend of this glorious Earth, want to be friends with it too?"

Street Teamer #2: Polish

Street Teamer #3: "have this book good sir and give me a penny" I now have a strange looking book that looks like it will do things to my mind and am 1p down because of the mystical street urchin.

Street Teamer #4: Carphone Warehouse

Street Teamer #5: This REALLY annoying guy who makes ebven more annoying bird noises with his mouth and tries to sell wooden bird flute things

Street Teamer #6: Some flyer for a boutique sale, except they spelt boutique wrong

Street Teamer #7: MULLER RICE BUS: Free RICE PUDDING!!!