Now as every sensible child knows, bands like the Twang or other motley crews of scaffolders playing baggy lite are the epitome of Barrymore-esque EVIL - but I'm really concerned by the comments in the latest news stories inferring that their crapness is something to do with their 'age' - why are we so 'ageist' STILL - they're shit because they are lowest common denominator music signed by a&r people finding bands that remind them of what they were into at Uni, that's all.

If youre talented or alluring surely that matters? Quite frankly youre twats if you think otherwise.