are you jealous of any of this?

i get asked every night by my teenage brother, "what the fuck is this?", when presented with dinner
my mum phoned me yesterday to remind me my window was open
my brother deltes my internet histiry daily
my brothers clothes drawers are in my bedroom. he comes in every morning to get his pants.
my stepdad leaves the milk out every day. i love sour milk on my cereal.

pretty good huh?!

meths > prole