I don't want to go all "white dog poo". But does anyone's family still have a biscuit tin? Or have they gone the way of white dog poo?

Back in the olden days familys used to have a selection of biscuits that they kept dry in a device known as a "biscuit tin".

Some families had "posh" biscuits like trios and penguins in them but they were fucking scum. The tin was for digestives, bourbons custard creams et al.