British Passport:

after 10 minutes on hold, being cut off and handed between several people and lots of questions "You're now booked in for Saturday...please bring £90(!) and make sure you have all the relevant forms and photos..it may take some hours"

Icelandic passport:

"Iht's £40 but Cahn you cahll me bahck ihn tehn mihnutes...the cohmputer thaht does pahssports ihs downstairs"

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