has been ransacked, bummed, pissified, diluted ever since that Sex in The City came about...The sight of the word makes me wince now

Catherine Townsend, Independent:

"my perfect aphrodisiac meal has been either a) one that someone else is paying for in a fabulous restaurant, or b) anything eaten off a lover's naked body." CLICHEDECLICHEDECLICHE

Plus people sarcastically inserting "sweety" to cleverly patronise etc etc etc

C'mon girls - we all KNOW men buy lingerie for THEM first...Us second!!!!11

As I sat at my laptop, Bamos getting his nails done uptown...Joeymahone getting nailed downtown, I thought to myself...[close up on flashing cursor] Has "Sassyness" become a smokescreen for the endless tiresome hackneyed redundancies?

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