look angry and involved in something that just means you havent got TIME FOR THIS MUGGING SHIT!

I was walking back home chatting to a friend on handsfree and i didn't notice the gang of youths starting to circle around me. I was having an argument about the hick/leary age old thing and getting pretty pissed off with my bordering autistic friend.

Only when i looked up i realized i was surrounded and the kid in front of me starts creaming in my face and basically fronting. i saw it but for some reason physically i didn't register it as an imminent threat as my friend started to scream at me down the line.

I started screaming back at him and told him he hasnt a fucking clue about anything i dont get it why hicks has become such a cult phenomenon to nowadays.

I just brushed passed the would be mugger and turned round the corner to my flat..thats when i realised cos someone threw a can at me and missed.

I turned round and the whole gang was just staring at me. I just walked in.

And i realised: if you cannot hear a mugger and all you see is him gesturing and fronting..you dont have to react..it also helps that your anger is directed at someone that the muggers cannot see.

So they probably thought i was mad and screaming to myself while referring to my invisible nemesis " that talentless dead fucker has nothing on Leary! Fuck off!".

There you go. it worked for me