I've seen all of these chaps at various points this weekend

Phil Jupitus was fairly large, and wearing a rubbish hat. He appeared to be in a rush

Pixie Geldof was dancing to Holy Fuck (wtf?!), but didn't appear even slightly attractive. She was pointed out to me by my Heat-reading friend, Kira

The Klaxon (not the one nobbing Lovefoxx, but the kinda tall, better looking one) was stumbling through the Green Fields, clearly off his tits arm in arm with some chica

Smithy from Gavin and Stacey looked in a rush and kinda moody. My friend Mike yelled the hilarious quip "oi, Smithy! ow's Gav?!". Smithy didn't seem impressed, and simply turned back round

This was the third time I've seen Tramp (Battles and Arcade Fire gigs respectively), and each time he's seemed lovely. It was early in the morning and was still drunk, so decided to shout his name

"Tramp!"

"oh, hi. You alright?"

"I am now!"

*laughter*

I think we're now friends

Seen anyone famous recently?