i was the biggest idiot in the world on sunday night, to decide to drive home in the middle of the night after glastonbury.

afer no sleep and no very long after doing all sorts of naughty things (alcohol not included) i thought i'd be ok to drive. big mistake. all the rear lights of the cars were mulitiplying every time the windscreen wipers moved and i drove nearly the whole way home with the fog lights on - sorry if you were coming in the other direction! i also fell asleep twice at the wheel, the scariest thing that has ever happened to me. never ever do this please.

can someone smack my bum please?