West Ham are willing to pay Carlos Tevez £115,000 a week to keep him at the club for another year. (Daily Mail)

Just for a year?!?!?! Either tie him down for longer OR get rid - he's a talent but that just smacks of wasting money, right? Even if he stays for a year and West Ham win something, he'll be fucking off again anyway....

Martin O'Neill is to launch a fresh £8m bid for West Ham's Nigel Reo-Coker. (Various)

£8 million?! The guy struggles to look an £800 player sometimes - lacklustre is a word that springs to mind. Maybe £4 million if he played at optimum levels 24/7 but jeez....

Silly season is upon us. Is it too early for "panic buying" to be used in conversation?