Best: Danny Finkelstein. Provides the truth with humour, depth and intelligence without condescension. And he's a Gooner - the badge of quality.

Worst: Amanda Platell/William Rees-Mogg. She is ignorant and specious to such a degree it is as if God is enacting punishment on her parents for some past atrocity. He is merely a man who has no place existing in the year 2007. May they both be shot into the sun via some manner of artillery.