Do ya wanna buy some knicker elastic? I got 'old of some last night and it's as rare as 'ens teeth. Get it whilst stocks last.

Jonesy, your Mrs Fox might need some, she's a big gal eh?! hahahaha

Stick around, I have new deals all the time. Get me an 'oller if you need me.

Just tell Mr Mainwaring I've got a gammy leg.