and the team on the table next to us were The View.

What a bunch of idiots. Two of them kept mock fighting and knocking people's walking past's drinks. They looked like pussies. They were battered. They'd had 3 magners.

They were also think as the shite music they pump out. "Which famous artist is in Fat Les?"

Their answer "Keith Allen" - yes that well known artist Keith Allen.

They kept staring at us every time we got up to go to the loo, they seemed desperate to be recognised.

They came last.